Fall-ing for Dad Jokes: Our Ultimate Roundup for Fall & Winter (plus new sticker sneak peek!)

Fall-ing for Dad Jokes: Our Ultimate Roundup for Fall & Winter (plus new sticker sneak peek!)

Fall is here! 🍂 That means back-to-school, spooky costumes, turkey dinners, and holiday celebrations. It also means a brand-new season of groan-worthy, giggle-inducing dad jokes.

Dr. Stinky LOVES dad jokes, and he knows a great one is just like a great scratch-and-sniff sticker: simple, silly, and guaranteed to get a reaction. We’ve rounded up some of his favorites into a list of the best fall dad jokes to keep your kitchen table, classroom, or holiday party groaning with laughter. Plus, keep reading for a sneak peek at two new scratch & sniff stickers launching in October!

What Makes a Dad Joke a Dad Joke?

Dad jokes are short, pun-filled, and so corny they’re actually funny. Think of them as the sticker equivalent of a groan and a grin rolled into one. They celebrate the best of every dad: young at heart, upbeat, and (just a little) cringe.

Why are dad jokes funny?

✅They’re safe and silly: kids of all ages and adults (of all ages, too!) can laugh together.
✅They’re quick and catchy: these are one-liners you’ll remember forever.
✅They’re endlessly punny: the worse the pun, the bigger the eye roll (and the happier the dad).

In other words, a dad joke is just like one of our stinkiest stickers: it might make you groan, but it also makes you smile.

👉Check out our stinkiest stickers

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25 of the Best Dad Jokes for Fall

Have you FALL-en for any of these popular dad jokes before?

🍎 Back-to-School Dad Jokes

🍎 Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.

🍎 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!

🍎 Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.

🍎 What did the glue say to the paper?
 “I’m stuck on you."

🍎 Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped.

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🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes

🎃 Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

🎃 Why did the skeleton skip the party?
He had no body to go with.

🎃 How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

🎃 What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie.

🎃 What do witches put in their hair?
Scare spray.

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🦃 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

🦃 Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had drumsticks.

🦃 What’s the cutest season?
Aww-tumn.

🦃 What kind of key can’t open a door?
A tur-key.

🦃 What’s a cranberry’s favorite music?
Anything with good jam.

🦃 What do you call instant mashed potatoes?
Imi-taters.

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👀 Sneak Peek Alert!
One of our newest stickers is an important part of the Thanksgiving table! We’re not ready to reveal what it is, but maybe you can sniff it out!

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🎄 Christmas Dad Jokes

🎄 What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple.

🎄 What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.

🎄 What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

🎄What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.

🎄How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.

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✅ Classic Dad Jokes

✅Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.

✅Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.

✅Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

✅Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.

✅What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.

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👃 Sneak Peek Alert!
Our second NEW sticker is a Fall classic. In fact, FALL is a pretty good clue! Think you know what it is?

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Dad jokes are proof that laughter doesn’t have to be complicated. Just like scratch and sniff stickers, they’re small, simple, and packed with joy. So this fall, stock up on your favorite one-liners and your favorite stickers. We’ve got a scent for every smile.

👉 Shop all of our silly, smelly scents!

Stay stinky, stay silly, and have a happy Fall!